Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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