thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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