So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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