i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you would pick up someone in the library
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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