Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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