just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
True college students do jello shots in the library
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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