Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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