On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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