sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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