oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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