I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
i believe in u and ur pee
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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