she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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