Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Rumble strips road head = magical
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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