I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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