i think my tv is drunk
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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