hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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