are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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