His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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