D3 body, D1 cock
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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