I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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