I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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