I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
