Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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