is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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