Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
That accounts for only three of the penises
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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