butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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