Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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