I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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