i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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