She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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