what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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