I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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