found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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