So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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