Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Never underestimate the power of titties
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