doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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