is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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