He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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