final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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