we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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