I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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