I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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