I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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