Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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