what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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