We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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