accomplished twins. life is a go
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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