i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
as a side note pls kill me
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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