Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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