Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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